Gong [ xi ] Fa Chai !

Before the Ox take over
I'm just gonna make a quick SHOUT OUT
to anyone who is reading this :

THANK YOU for READING
and

~+*HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR*+~
Hope you'll have a great and prosperous year ahead!!

Remember my Ang Paw ya!!
-Gonna change to my new clothes soon
before pray pray to the god of wealth..

Balik [ Kampung ]

Come sing with me
If you can recall the famous
balik kampung song

Perjalanan jauh... *tak ku rasa
balik rumah dengan naik kereta
Nak bersama.. ahli keluarga
untuk menyambut Tahun Baru Cina

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik kampung...

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik rumah...

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik untuk... Kutip Ang Pau..

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik kampung...

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik rumah...

Oh..oh..ohh
Balik untuk... bergembira..

THE END...

Wishing all my friends :
A safe and happy journey back to where you belong
for this year upcoming
*~CHINESE NEW YEAR~*

WOOhoo~~
I'm leaving Pahang today!!

UMP CNY [ festival ] '09

.
"Jinn Niu Send Ray One Ly Xiao Chun Feng"


Ladies & Gentleman
Welcome to this year one and only
UMP CHINESE NEW YEAR FESTIVAL!!!

Yea...THIS is what keeping me busy for the last couple of days and I still have no idea what bumped into my head when I agreed to be the Master of Ceremony . ( *Hmmp... maybe i was just trying to spice things up a little here in Pahang.. ) Anyway, asking a "pure banana" like me to be the MC is definitely not the smartest choice but i do hope that i did at lease pulled off an "OK" job for them.

Just imagine,
Working with a partner I barely known for 5 days and surrounded by people i never talk before in my entire life. PLUS throwing me Chinese culture details that i had to read and understand in less than 4 days (haven't minus the time i need to be in classes and countless rehearsal sessions).

WOW..
It can't gets any better isn't it?
and it sounds like something I haven't done in a long time

This is me in my "Sam Fu" ( Shirt & Pants )
When after everything is finally over..

Some of my friends that I'm glad to see them there
even for the "wrong reason" : The China doll
most of them are my housemates by the way..

My 5 days partner
i mean 7 days now as friends

24 Season Drum
To me : The best performance of the night
And some of these kids called me Wong fei Hong

Like I said : UMP TOP MODALS
in traditional costumes

Me with The Great China Empress Yang Kui Fei
I always thought she's taller than me..

Wai Loon, Me and Princess Cheong Peng
Her real name is Chung Shia btw..

And finally some new friends..
2 old ones inside actually
and 1 evil one

YEA
It was tough but i have no regrets at all
cause my last Saturday night...
...Wasn't just another Saturday night

[ new ] Look

As you can see for yourself...
The owner of this blog had just made an almost complete makeover for a new taste of life. Not only it is brighter now, the content will also be cleaner ( WTF will be replaced by OMG until further notice ). Other than that, this blog should be running just fine : as usual unless ISA kidnap the owner.

*feel free to criticize this new look if it is hurting your eyes..

Reminder : This blog will still be developed
based on the concept of [ ss : syoik sendiri ]

A little too [ girlish ] ?

Hmmp... is my blog too gay?

Cause i personally thinks it's moving towards a transsexual direction
*kinda like in between the Kang and Boh : PUA KANG BOH*

Ya.. this kind eh feelings
*His name is Ah Leng btw : 2001*

When i started up this blog.. I just wanna keep it simple and and of cause : Nothing too personal. But right now, it kinda goes way off the line.. don't you think? It's becoming more...girlish with lotsa colors, fancy stuff and unnecessary Emo post like this one : If you know what i mean..

Arm... Maybe i think too much...

Enough said before it get worse BUT don't worry,
I'll certainly do something before someone start calling me :
Miss Simon Loh~~

Just ignore this post..
I'm writting this because i have
...nothing better to do

Talk [ to ] the wall

Guys..

Guess what happen in JUST my second
PUBLIC SPEAKING class..??

I'm asked to talk to THE WALL for 5 minutes!!!
WTF??

This is kinda one of most ridiculous thing i ever done in class MAN!!! It feels like you're one of the psycho maniac fella with serious brain damage trying to look for a cure from the WALL~~ I seriously can't believe that I even actually walked to the wall : It just make no sense!!!

What am i suppose to tell the wall about? :
1) What I've done this morning
2) Places I've been before

( Every time the lecturer walked past me, I just mentioned some key points : London, Brush teeth, Singapore...etc..etc... )

Oh Mama--mia....
By the time every single person start talking together.. I seriously can't stop laughing~~!!! Just imagine the voices your hearing especially from those who speak with Style, Quality and POWER!!! OMG!!.... I seriously MUST capture this memorable/rare moment LIVE man!!!

I quickly bring out my phone and take 3 quick shots from 3 different angles when my lecturer is not looking :

Aiks.. looks like i'm not the only one who
thinks that this is funny..

Ya... You can also try and talk to the window
and door too..

That's my friend : Ronald
caught red handed talking to the table..
i think

*Ya.. most of them are really seriously into this.... COOL rite?*

AND
Guess what's coming up next after CNY?

WE're gonna SING a solo song in front of the CLASS!!!
( detials will be up when the time is right )
YEA.. pada..pa pa pa
I'm loving it~~

Surprisingly, i kinda enjoyed the class..
..cause it spice up my life real good!!

Holiday [ mood ]

ARRhhh~~!!!

I'm suffering in classes right now.!!
I feel so dumb.!!
Especially in Thermodynamic..
T.T

Just imagine :
Every time in class i have to look at some "noob" lecturer's face and pretend that I'm so damn interested in wateva he/she's telling us. *YA, it need some natural born eh skills to do that cause normal human will just fall asleep..

*Removed for safety purposes but still No Fear

Oops!! Ter-upload wan..

hopefully he won't ever visit my blog

HAIHz...

Sad to admit, I have no intention at all to absorb new knowledge to my lazy brain at the moment... My head is totally filled up with plans for the upcoming CNY holidays and i just can't wait to get back to penang~~!!!
tsk tsk tsk....

Curry [ chicken ] ?

This is not about food...
not about chicken also..

it's about my pity pretty face.

No its not Curry Chicken : Kari Kai
"It's what every real man should have ^^"

So why is this thing on my face?

THIS IS ALL THANKS TO THE M*LAYs

HEY, I'm not being racist. But this scar came to me simply because they classified Dogs as something evil ( They said it's HARAM ). WTH? yea... continue reading if you wanna know the full story :

Kisah Benar
It was on the 18th of November morning when me and 3 of my other friends went hiking up to Pantai Kerachut. A mysterious yet friendly male dog (which like to shit and pee around every 5 minutes) came to us and start escorting us up the hills. The dog was leading followed up by me then my friends.

So, normally the dog will run far ahead of us 1st (to make sure the road is safe) then waited for us till we reached. But somewhere between the journey, the dog suddenly ran back towards us rapidly and by that time i looked up to it and saw a pair of legs :

*KEehH..DIsHH*

I was already being HIT by a rock as big as BRUCE LEE's FIST
( I was amazingly still standing when I'm being hit )!!

The very first thing i did was to hold my chin tightly to prevent the blood from flowing out and closed my eyes thinking what the hell just happened ( i thought my tooth gone d )~~!!

My BIG SIZEd friend behind began shouting that very moment and what i heard from the person in front was : "Anjing tu HARAM...ANJING haram~". WTF!?!?!!!

*Apparently the Malay gang were trowing rocks to the dog to chase it away from them.*
AND I HIT THE JACKPOT

After i confirmed my teeth is OK, i slowly opened my eyes and stared at that *sshole ( He then only began to apologize ). Alot of things were going through my mind at that moment but i just wanna get over it. I did not spoke a single word and I don't wanna look at that idi*t face any longer.. SO i just gave him a signal asking him to GET LOST quickly. ( Obviously there were a few things that happened in between and after that but they doesn't really matter )

THE END

SO..am i racist? You judge me yourself..
and if my teeth were to break that moment,
he's a goner by now.. FOR SURE

Too many people had asked me what happened
and I'm getting tired repeating myself since day one..