A Brand [new] Record!

Largest Amount Of Cash I Ever Paid Up to Date:

*RM 1270.00nett

The Samsung S3 Plan has to be postponed till further notice.. 

Receipt Details:

                                                   RM 190 - Top Overhaul Set

                                                   RM 95   - Drive Shaft (L/H: CV Joint) 

                                                   RM 180 - Timing Kit

                                                   RM 35   - Flash Radiator

                                                   RM 90   - Waterpump 

                                                   RM 280 - Engine Mounting                                          

                                                   RM 28   - Top hose 

                                                   RM 26   - Sterry Boot (R/H) 

                                                   RM 35   - Skin cylinder Head Surface 

                                                   RM 15   - Coolant

                                                   RM 28   - spark plug 

                                                   RM 18   - Air Cuu Belt 

                                                   RM 250 - Not sure what's written

EEEEY YUP!

Its for my beloved Proton Iswara..

Thats not all =)

Coming up next: ~ RM600 For a original Car Distributor 

my previous mechanic con me by replacing in a chiplak 

version which lower down my car performance dramatically.. 

HELL YEAH!!

This amount exclude the full air-con set I just changed 3 weeks ago 

RM 680. 

I Finally [ did ] It !!

Spot and see

If there's anything unusual?

No idea what am I talking about?

okay, I circle them out ya..

Still No idea?

Then I got a confession to make:

Yesterday was supposed to be a great evening

The plan: Visit school, Visit Mcdonald for early dinner, Check out some performances in TARC, Then finally off to Dewan Sri Pinang for a comedy show.

Well, the plan was well executed until I reached TARC. As I locked my car door and obediently sits at the waiting area before entering the performance hall, an unlikely SMS arrived. Someone PPK us for the comedy show!! Nothing too seriously really, just disappointed a bit to PPK the show as well.

Since I've got nothing to do later, I thought maybe I should stay longer in TARC. As I enter the hall and witness the opening dance and speech, I suddenly realized that I've lost my car key after doing the usual body check thingy. Without much hesitation, I ran straight to the car park to see if I've drop somewhere.

Pheew..

I'm so glad I've found it

But the problem is:

MY KEYS WERE FREAKING LOCKED INSIDE MY CAR!!

After trying multiple ways to break in my car, I finally had to borrow my friend's manual car and drive all the way back to my house for the spare key.

Just in case you wondering how far my house is from TARC on a Saturday night:

THANK YOU

[bang bang] My Car

Just when I thought my car suffered enough damage in Pahang..

Now kena bang from behind pulak!!

And its not by any car or motorcycle..

its a V.A.N

Was just washing it..

The story: Traffic light turned red. I was slow enough to stop in the right possible way. 10 seconds later while singing to the music from HITz dot fm: BANGKruchbOOM!!! A white van came kissing my car's Ass~~~ and me of cause walk out straight and act gangster abit. Luckily the driver is a family man driving around 12 people in it, so he "had" to look good in front of his kids.

...And so we began to bargain a price to settle it starting from

the one he offered me: RM50.

I said:

NO! Look here and there and here plus there and those previous damages from before also kira under him (from 1st look not much damage really, just the number plate GG).

Van Driver:

okie la okie la.. RM100 k?

Me:

(Act miserable look) okie lor...

~~Settled~~

With new number plate:

Continued: Didn't I said my car had auto oil leakage? And so I drove to the mechanics straight to had them repaired. I told him bout the accident and he was laughing saying that the number plate only cost around RM15-20 max. So untung lor!!! hooray~~~

BUT

suddenly we also found out that:

eh??

And several internal damages where the whole bumper actually..

MASUK DALAM...

And after all repaired work: RM 85

so RM100 - 85 = RM15

still untung eh..

Shhhh! dun tell the van driver.. =)

Menara Warisan [?]

WTF!!

I'm so freaking outdated..

Just realize that our PM is seriously planning to built a

100-storey mega tower!!

What he's trying to prove?

Malaysia being the best, taller than the rest!!

Source: The Prime Minister of Malaysia on 15 October 2010 during his tabling of the Budget 2011 in the Parliament has announced to build the Warisan Merdeka, which will be undertaken by Permodalan Nasional Berhad. This is an integrated development comprising a 100 storey tower, which will be the tallest building in Malaysia, replacing the 88 storey Kuala Lumpur City Centre. The total projected cost of the project is RM5billion and the 100 storey tower is expected to be completed by 2015. Development of the entire project is scheduled to go on until 2020.

I remembered..

They said that our country could go bankrupt

The hike of fuel price is to aid and stabilized the economy

now suddenly..

They have enough budget to stick a huge and tall "Batang"

I love

1Malaysia

Ok study study...

...Last paper tomorrow

CAR [gg] lo

My ISWARA 1.5 never disappoint me..

Never ever...

Not untill I bring it to PAHANG

T.T

Those happier days..

Ever since I got my car license in 2004, this car is always there for me all the time. Bringing me to school, tuitions, meetings, cybercafes, mamaks, puppy dates and even to my 1st part time job. I bet over few hundreds of people had enjoyed its services before which includes few "BRATHER" hidden behind its bonnet to escape school. 13 passengers (aged 13-18) is still the current record yet to be broken since November 2004 and it even protected me before from polices and a few haram eh people. What an awesome ride..... with minimum technical issues.

BUT AFTER SOME PAHANG BLACK MAGIC:

RM200 + RM160: Car engine fan stop working twice

RM 180 : Battery "kong" after car alternater not working

RM250 : New alternater after car gave up and refuse to move

RM God knows how much : Auto gear and break oil leakage

TOTAL SO FAR:

RM790 + (RM God knows how much)..

And it all happen in less than a year

God must have a good sense of humor

*only in Pahang*

by the way, both my slide phones also rosak..

And when I bring them back to the shop..

...they voided my warrenty : THE END

Kimi taking a [ break ] ?

Kimi : spend more time with family ma..
that's what my former favourate drive : Mika Hakkinen said just before he retires

How can a former world champion : My all time favourite driver : Kimi Raikonen not offered a seat by any of the top teams? This is so sad.. and based on the interview, he might not ever race again for formula one......

He said :
I will only return in 2011 if I can drive a competitive car. I do not want to race just to make up the numbers. That does not interest me. But there’s a lot of time until then, so let’s wait and see what happens in the months ahead.

The problem is, there can only be 2 or maybe 3 top frontliner teams in formula one which make his chances alot slimmer to come back.

HAIHzz..
looks like he'll retire from formula one alot sooner unless :
the new MALAYSIA1 F1 team can prove to be world's beater and
SIGN HIM!

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING
as i believe that
MALAYSIA BOLEH!!

Let's hope this sport doesn't turn out to be a
country vs country thingy just like A1 grand prix.

[ up ]dates

Woohoo...
I'm blogging in class right now under my mandarin lecturer's nose~~~ and today's class is all about pronouncing numbers in mandarin....>.<

Anyway,
This is actually quite saddening to even think that I need to type this in class to keep my blog updated. The internet connection in my house is just too slow and it takes almost forever to load the posting page ( maybe it's due to my external network adapter ) . That’s why that most of the time I'll lost all mood to even write a simple post..

HAIHzz.
And the main announcement today is :

STARTING FROM TOMORROW.. EVERY TUESDAY TILL THURSDAY I'LL HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6AM TO CATCH THE 6.45AM BUS TO PEKAN ( New Campus ) FOR CLASSES~!!!

Ohh.. yea!!
~*Life is just so GREAT*~

By the way,
The journey to pekan itself is at lease 45 minutes
" if only " the traffic is smooth...

[ wohHoo ] NEWs !!

.

Hello people / housemates to be..

I HAVE A GOOD NEWs & A GAY NEWs

THE GOOD NEWS is

Our Cupboards had just arrived 

AND THE GAY NEWS is

For the next 1 year, we had to share it with our roommate!!

.

Huh?

Don't understand?

Allow me to do the maths

1 house + 4 rooms + 2 toilets + 4 cupboards + 8 people

Equals to ?

What?

Still Don't understand?

see for yourself la 

2 people sharing this!!

Lalala~~~

My suspender = your suspender

Yum Yum

[ 2.78 ] sec...

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WORKED MORE THAN 2 DAYS
SPEND MORE THAN RM20
MADE A TOTAL OF 5 SAMPLES
USE PENKNIFE TILL MY THUMB's INJURED
COVERED MY HOUSE WITH SNOWS
SLEPT AT 5 am TO FINISH OFF THE PRODUCT

AND FOR WAT?

FOR 2.78 FREAKING SECONDs!!!
way below our testing time..

What a result after all the effort we put in.
It was just pure legendary time wasting + disappointment + unfair + silliness

Awww... and the funny part was I played by the rules while hoping that my lecturer would disqualify more than half of them for adding all sort of extra shit in their planes. What a naive and unlogical thinking~~ AND YES, this is a plane making competition with marks under our assessment. Fly longer = more marks.

PICTURES :

Our 2.78 second last minute plane

Another of our masterpiece

The night before the real day
kinda last minute actually

Competition day
Just Imagine, My plane can fly 4 to 5 seconds on ground level
but only 2.87 sec up there!!

Finally :

Hurray.. to the BIGGEST airplane of the day
*take a close look at it's body
does it look like polystyrene to you?

By the way, I only had one trow while some others can do it over and over again for better time.. If only my skin is darker~~~ way darker

BUT honestly : It wasn't all that bad...

At lease it was a nice experience and I
had plenty of fun in the process in
making my 1st ever polystyrene plane.

Curry [ chicken ] ?

This is not about food...
not about chicken also..

it's about my pity pretty face.

No its not Curry Chicken : Kari Kai
"It's what every real man should have ^^"

So why is this thing on my face?

THIS IS ALL THANKS TO THE M*LAYs

HEY, I'm not being racist. But this scar came to me simply because they classified Dogs as something evil ( They said it's HARAM ). WTH? yea... continue reading if you wanna know the full story :

Kisah Benar
It was on the 18th of November morning when me and 3 of my other friends went hiking up to Pantai Kerachut. A mysterious yet friendly male dog (which like to shit and pee around every 5 minutes) came to us and start escorting us up the hills. The dog was leading followed up by me then my friends.

So, normally the dog will run far ahead of us 1st (to make sure the road is safe) then waited for us till we reached. But somewhere between the journey, the dog suddenly ran back towards us rapidly and by that time i looked up to it and saw a pair of legs :

*KEehH..DIsHH*

I was already being HIT by a rock as big as BRUCE LEE's FIST
( I was amazingly still standing when I'm being hit )!!

The very first thing i did was to hold my chin tightly to prevent the blood from flowing out and closed my eyes thinking what the hell just happened ( i thought my tooth gone d )~~!!

My BIG SIZEd friend behind began shouting that very moment and what i heard from the person in front was : "Anjing tu HARAM...ANJING haram~". WTF!?!?!!!

*Apparently the Malay gang were trowing rocks to the dog to chase it away from them.*
AND I HIT THE JACKPOT

After i confirmed my teeth is OK, i slowly opened my eyes and stared at that *sshole ( He then only began to apologize ). Alot of things were going through my mind at that moment but i just wanna get over it. I did not spoke a single word and I don't wanna look at that idi*t face any longer.. SO i just gave him a signal asking him to GET LOST quickly. ( Obviously there were a few things that happened in between and after that but they doesn't really matter )

THE END

SO..am i racist? You judge me yourself..
and if my teeth were to break that moment,
he's a goner by now.. FOR SURE

Too many people had asked me what happened
and I'm getting tired repeating myself since day one..

Episode [ 3 ] - Return Of The Door

GUESS HOW MUCH MY NEW DOOR COST~??

It's a freaking RM230 for the whole entire thingy~~!!
And yes~~ me and my roommate had to pay everything ourselves~~
T.T

Here's the continuing story : 2 weeks ago, some official guy from the university found out about our door and he then left an official note on my laptop while we're in class.

The note reads : "JUMPA SAYA PADA PUKUL 3!! KALAU TIDAK, HABISLA KAU~~! "
( something like that la but it's in an official way )

My door : 2 weeks ago

So later in the afternoon, we met up to discuss for a solution. That guy told us that we had to settle this ourselves but he'll help contact the contractor for us to negotiate the price. At first we thought it's going to be around RM100 to 150... so we agreed~~~ ( seems quite fair )

Then 4 days ago, the contractor came together with a "middle man" and they claimed that they had negotiate the price with the officials in the uni so the price is final. WTF!! We called back that ***hole ( uni official ) to ask, and he said : " yes, and you have to pay for the door handle/locker too~~". Wah lau....

So how a? PAY LO....
( confirm that middle man earn at lease 50 bucks from this )
diu~~

Already feel so F*ked up that time.. that stupid contractor go and destroy my floor some more while fixing the door!!
DOUBLE COMBO~~~

*speechless......


I LOVE PAHANG

I'm [ back ] again~!!

And My Door Is Freaking Awesome~!!

I HAVE my keys this time !
BUT but but....
MY DOOR DOESN'T NEED KEYS TO OPEN~~WTF?!

What i heard from my friends : My roommate was trapped in our room the other day and they have to break in AGAIN to safe him. But this time, my door couldn't survived the keganasan~!! So, it's now officially just a piece of hanging wood...

( The locker is no longer functioning : once the door is closed, it's un-open-able )
So...
To get in, WE must never close the door..
And to never close the door, we :

...

Prevention is better than cure
( Those are scotch tape )

I guess it will take more than just a piece of paper, pen and highlighter to safe us this time. We can't even lock our door anymore to do our "private/notti/innocent" stuff inside. What a sad situation...

No more jumping around my room : naked
T.T

Can You Feel the Pain In Me?!!??

I'm [ back ] ~!!

BUT I Forgot my keys~~~~ WTF!

Both my roommate and I "lupa" to bring out our keys when we left the room to Kuantan recently. And WORSE : That particular day is a public holiday and my room doesn't have any window for us to do any of our "stuns"

So : The Only Way In Is The Only Way Out!

And to get in, we must break in.

At first, we tried using the soft and easy way like "twist and turn" but it seems to be not working at all. So when things get desperate : we WAhcHaAAA !!!

My 1st kick ( aiming the handle ).

then my roommate's turn!!.

Haihz ( malu malu.. both mata sepek )!!
After all the banging and stuff, the door really look like it's going to collapse if we continue.

We really need to try something else.
But what?

We then went to look around our house for any useful equipment/weapon.

Finally with a hammer and screw driver, we managed to bang in without doing much damage to the locker ( lega..lega ^^ ).

And to cover up the damaged part, we use :

Thank You