Life [ in ] UMP

Hello everybody,
Here comes another poem from me,
before i start, you betta get ready,
cause this might blow your mind completely~!!
Switch off your phones and read slowly,
dun play play cause this year is the year of babi,
for those below 18, please stop reading imediately~!!
cause reading this is worse than watching 18sx eh movie!!

My STPM result ok ok only,
so they send me to a local uni called U M P,
its located 30 minutes from Kuantan City,
far away from my sweetie and family~!!
Life boring and wallet empty,
waiting for ptptn to send me some money,
everyday eat, shit, and also study,
never study means MATI~!!
The food here somemore really spicy,
very expensive and no variety,
if dowan to eat, can buy roti,
but seriously..SERIOUSLY strictly no BABI~!!
Class normally start at 8 in da pagi,
so i always wake up at 7.30,
if you ter_miss ur class, dont worry,
the university clinic offer free MC~!!
Go to class must wear matrix card sekali,
if not, can kena compound RM50,
lecturer gives assignment so many,
every week, we have quiz lagi,
do til my otak pening like crazy~!!
UMP got many dota kaki,
but when want to play, a few turn up only,
If you're looking for girls, here not many,
cause UMP popular for their wan tan (tudung) only~!!
Weekends we can go to Kuantan City,
can rent a car but Proton only,
wanna watch movie can go GSC,
wanna eat pula can go to McD or KFC,
BA KUT TEH sini ada lagi,
Kuantan memang modern SEKALI~!!
Pasar malam is on Thursday Only,
If wanna go, must walk for 2km lagi,
tuesday pula got duno wat RAKSI,
memang betul betul boring sekali~!!
Next year i plan to buy honda C70,
so i no need to walk around the uni like crazy,
if u feel lonely, u can find me,
because i'm always ready for my buddy's ^^ ~!!

Now stim stim and dunno what to write eh dy,
so i betta end this stupid thing early,
tomolo got class at 8 lagi,
so good nite every body!!