Pregnant [ man ] ?

I don't know if I'm out dated or something. But when i first find out about this, I was like...

WHAT THEeeeee.... FISH!

Then this question suddenly pop up : Can i get pregnant too? ( kidding )

Hehehe, If you're thinking this picture/news is fake, then I'm sorry to inform you that, you're wrong! It was on the news all over the world almost a year ago BUT i only found out about this 2 days ago on yahoo news. "- cannot blame me, Pahang advance ma ". Apparently this guy already gave birth to his new born baby like 2 weeks ago and still look very manly. But the question is, is this really possible?

2 days ago :

I was really thinking deep deeply,

reading the article carefully
word by word
and
when all logic seems lost,
hope for humans seems little.
Suddenly i found out bout the truth!
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NIAMA, HE was a SHE!

Other news :

- His/her name is Thomas Betie.

- When they ask bout him/her about his/her clitoris : "It looks like a penis," he/she answered, uncomfortably.

- Simon says : It's not that i am "anti-this kind" of people, but i think they should find a better name for the headline like " pregnant wo-Man " or something when it's on the news. Give alot of people false hope u know?

Magic [pen ]

We were having two hours break between classes the other day. Since our hostel is like 15 minutes away, we decided to hang around in our library where students are allowed to use the the computer.

Guess what all 6 of us were doing?

Clink on me

-MAGIC PEN-ing-

It's a free online game where u really need to use your brain to play. This game is said to be created for engineers where force, friction and other physic stuff in involve. It's nice, addictive and definitely challenging ( later in the game ).

If you're bored or feels you're smart enough for the challenge, try it!
hehehe.. do read the instructions clearly before playing.

p/s : Will take some time to load

Dragonball [ the ] Movie

DRAGONBALL COMING OUT LIVE ON THE BIG SCREEN

No Joke. It's happening on April 2009 . Obviously I'm happy that Hollywood is bringing dragonball to life, but can the movie really work on real humans?

Hmmp.. Let's explore our imagination for a second (actual actor ) :

Justin Chadwin as our GOKU

Then what happen when he become super saiyan? :

...

HEY, I'm not against the movie, but these were what I first thought of when they announce that dragonball is coming. It's a Japanese animation plays by Americans after all. I just feel that it'll be really hard to make this movie look realistic. The hairs, effects, costume, stunts and fighting scene must be really good otherwise this movie will suck big time. Promotion for the movie have just started and it looks not that bad so far. Kind of bring up my hopes a little, not much.

Here are some of the official promotion pictures :

His hair is not that bad

Chatwin in uniform

Chow Yun-Fat as Master Roshi

Jamie Chung as Chi Chi

Finally Emmy Rossum as Bulma

An estimate budget of 100Millions will be used to make this movie ( same as Transformers ). BUT, let's not expect anything too much, just hope it'll be at lease half as good as Transformers. The main villain for this movie will be piccolo ( that green green guy ) and the movie will release in Japan first on March 2009.

Official Poster for the movie in Japan.

Other news :

- James Wong and Stephen Chow were announced as director and producer for dragonball

- If interested visit here for more news : http://dbthemovie.com/

Speechless [ ... ]

TOMORROW TEST LIAO

I am suppose to study this

BUT

I spend my whole day on this instead

GOOD JOB SIMON!

Other news :

- Going to sleep now , don't know and don't care.

Why [ so ] Serious?

I wonder, why directors nowadays like to take close shots on fighting scene??? Seeing only hands and legs flying around seriously doesn't really work for me. It actually gave me a headache trying to imagine what is happening. Other than that, The Dark Knight is pretty cool.

How was it?

Overall good. Not great. I think the movie is a little bit too long, they drag the movie till i gave up thinking when the movie gonna end. BUT one thing for sure, The joker is simply amazing!! Heath did a great job with the character. He keeps the audience at the edge of their seats whenever Joker appear. The actions were good too but not during hand to hand combat. I think batman should use more "kung fu" when he's beating up the bad guys, one hit KO is simple not good enough for me.^^ I also like the way the they keep surprises from us. If you're thinking, Joker is the only villain? think again.

Pictures from the movie :

Joker : Now I'm serious

Don't you think batman's outfit is abit hyperbola

But he looks good from this angle

Watch how this bike does a U-turn in the movie

Yea, batman can fly

Hmmp, i seriously feel the hot chick in this movie should be hotter

who is this?....... keep on guessing

Other News:

- This movie is super highly rated : a solid "A" by 9976 yahoo user and "A-" by the critics.

- Simon says : Why so serious?

New [ home ] : New semester

Imagine walking 20-25 minutes to class everyday.

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Imagine 8 people sharing one toilet.

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Imagine lecturers that can only talk in one single tone.

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Imagine eating the same food everyday.

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Imagine studying here for another 3 YEARS!!

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YEA! that's basically how i live in UMP, surrounded by nothing but forests, hills and roads!

Sigh..........

Ok, lets look at the bright sight for now.
I am now living in a new house consist of 4 bedrooms, 2 toilets ( one no water for the time being ), 1 kitchen ( it might not look like one ) and a small living room! AND this time, we got to choose our own room and house mates! Not bad huh...although it's far away from my classes. The view around my house is quite nice, very peaceful in alot of ways ( u know what i mean ). ^^

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Now, lets take a closer look at what I'm talking about.

The overall view from the outside.

The most attractive place to be in the house.


My bed!


My very own study table and cupboard.

And finally, my new roommate : Yong Chee Ping from Kedah

Will Smith [ is ] Hancock

Finally i get to watch this movie with Jolynn before returning to Pahang! But it did not turn out to be as good as i expected.

How was it?

Overall it was OK and i did enjoy the first half of the movie ( very entertaining ). But when Hancock started to find the truth of his existence, things instantly get out of hands. The ending of the movie is really bad. There is no real villain and i'm not even pump up at all. Haihz!! The special effects is also kind of sad. Nevertheless, the movie is quite funny especially with Will Smith around ( this should be a big plus).

Here are some interesting pictures from the movie :

First look at Hancock when he is still an ASShole : Face damn KAM LAN!

Hancock in his new outfit : Must see how he walks into the crime scene.

Hancock : Do i have the permission to touch your body?

The hot chick : Charlize Theron

Jason Bateman : Find out how he make Hancock learn to say GoooooDa Joo Ob

Other news:
- Hancock is rated 4/5 stars by The Star newspaper

- Rated B+ by 4521 yahoo user ( today )

- Simon says : Not a good movie but you shouldn't miss it. Do watch it ORIGINAL in cinema!!!!

My Final [ 54 ] hours

haihzZZzzz....
I'm really beginning to see the end of my wonderful holiday.

The end of eatable food.

The end of entertaining entertainment.

The end of life_full life.

The end of freedom to use hokkien.

The end of "sleep all you can" session.

The end of unlimited TV access.

The end of Infinity internet cafe.

The end of huggie huggie.

The end of many things.

The end of many many things.

The end of many many many things.

and finally,

The end of SIMON.


Other news :
- For those who are interested : Reporting back to Pahang on 6th of July 2008. Leaving on Sunday morning.

- For those who are celebrating : I'll be back to haunt you in around 2 months time.

- For those who care : Do not worry, I am now already a well trained caveman that could live anywhere in the jungle.

[ 2008 ] so far

2008 is here and 2008 is now,
everybody get ready and take a bow,
make way for the Rats as the Pigs go back to the wild,
2007 was really a fruitful year with ups and down.

Here I am, still in Penang now,
writing another poem to entertain the crowd,
do read seriously and don't make a sound,
hopefully this poem can at lease make you smile,

Penang has a new Chief Minister now,
i think he is cute and quite entau,
his office is located at komtar in georgetown,
so if you're not happy, just go there and take him down,

Food in Penang is more expensive now,
have to pay RM4 for a plate of char koey teow,
this is all thanks our PM in KL,
increase the petrol price as if we are as rich as Andy Lau!

Alot of nice movie is out in cinema now,
watching hancock's trailer makes me go WOW,
cant wait to see Will Smith throw things around,
hopefully it's as good as ironman or Kung Pow!

Spain is Euro Cup 2008 champian now,
they really beat up all their rivals kau kau,
kind of fun to see German struggle to pass the ball around,
in the finals, Ballack alone don't know conduct how many fouls,

I'm going back to Pahang in 3 days from now,
back to jungle near the state capital town,
there no entertainment and damn boring like siao,
Everyday study study study but still tak tau,

My last 3 days to enjoy now,
last night went mamak with friends and drank air limau,
we ate, we crap and also buat kacau,
people look at us like a bunch of uncivilized lau kau.

I'm kind of getting out of words now,
writing this crap actually makes me feel like a clown,
i apologize for my rojak english all this while,
do take care and I'll see you around !!

Welcome [ ! ]

Hello there! This is kinda like the first official post for my new and lifeless blog. I'm currenly still working on the layouts and trying to add some interesting stuff to make it more like a "BLOG". So if you are reading this ( dont think there will ever be anyone ), feel free to give some advices, suggestions or ideas to help me improve bit by bit. For the time being, do enjoy some of my older entries from my previous blog.

p/s : This blog will be developed base by the concept of [ SS ] = Syoik Sendiri~!!

Life [ in ] UMP

Hello everybody,
Here comes another poem from me,
before i start, you betta get ready,
cause this might blow your mind completely~!!
Switch off your phones and read slowly,
dun play play cause this year is the year of babi,
for those below 18, please stop reading imediately~!!
cause reading this is worse than watching 18sx eh movie!!

My STPM result ok ok only,
so they send me to a local uni called U M P,
its located 30 minutes from Kuantan City,
far away from my sweetie and family~!!
Life boring and wallet empty,
waiting for ptptn to send me some money,
everyday eat, shit, and also study,
never study means MATI~!!
The food here somemore really spicy,
very expensive and no variety,
if dowan to eat, can buy roti,
but seriously..SERIOUSLY strictly no BABI~!!
Class normally start at 8 in da pagi,
so i always wake up at 7.30,
if you ter_miss ur class, dont worry,
the university clinic offer free MC~!!
Go to class must wear matrix card sekali,
if not, can kena compound RM50,
lecturer gives assignment so many,
every week, we have quiz lagi,
do til my otak pening like crazy~!!
UMP got many dota kaki,
but when want to play, a few turn up only,
If you're looking for girls, here not many,
cause UMP popular for their wan tan (tudung) only~!!
Weekends we can go to Kuantan City,
can rent a car but Proton only,
wanna watch movie can go GSC,
wanna eat pula can go to McD or KFC,
BA KUT TEH sini ada lagi,
Kuantan memang modern SEKALI~!!
Pasar malam is on Thursday Only,
If wanna go, must walk for 2km lagi,
tuesday pula got duno wat RAKSI,
memang betul betul boring sekali~!!
Next year i plan to buy honda C70,
so i no need to walk around the uni like crazy,
if u feel lonely, u can find me,
because i'm always ready for my buddy's ^^ ~!!

Now stim stim and dunno what to write eh dy,
so i betta end this stupid thing early,
tomolo got class at 8 lagi,
so good nite every body!!

My STPM [ life ]

Today sunny, thats why i sleepy,
but book must study, if not daddy scold me,
actually i hapy, mummy somemore give me some pocket money,
but stpm left 96 hari, lazy somemore can mati!

Weekends i plan go library, but often drive to net city,
Play dota while drink sassi, thats how i get my killing spree!
After dota feel hungry, go Pelita eat roti,
roti canai comes with curry..dun worry, strictly no babi!

Today i drive to school early, with stomach empty,
buy nasi lemak but the nasi basi,
eat dy tummy feels like US bom Nagasaki,
thats why i go toilet tiap tiap pagi...

Sometimes lazy, dowan go assembly,
drive to Swan Kwan with some ponteng kaki,
the computer there no quality, play halfway can lag lagi,
1 hour Rm1.50, polis datang, kita lari!

Books heavy, and me skinny,
so imagine how i carry!
Sometimes clumsy, car window forget to close completey
luckily no ppl curi my mp3 and hp.

My class very noisy,
got our own lau kau, jay chau and monkey,
and the only girl here super pretty,
walk "kang kang" is her hobby!

My class monitor always hilangkan diri,
Swan kwan institute already gave him a degree,
got one girl beside my class very sexy,
Siong Chin scope her dy feels damn horny!

Physic teacher says broke back very healty, and wanna wrap Zhen Ji
but Zhen Ji got girl fren eh dy,so now he wants me!
Maths teacher pula today teach trigonometry,
i listen dy feels dizzy, seriously lost completely!!

I dowan talk about my chemistry,
talk already sakit hati!
My P.A. teacher is Ruby, she's Kean Hoong inspirasi!
he thinks she's hot, spicy and juicy!

After school sometimes go gurney, watch 18sx eh movie,
got student card RM5 only, if no card then makan sendiri!
when i smile to those girls, they feel happy,
but when i say i no money, they terus lari!

Reach home dy feels so lazy,
after mandi, fresh and steady.
Teachers crazy! give Homework so many,
do till my otak pening like babi!!

okla, now my mummy angry,
she says its my bedtime already.
i replied "its stil early, its only 2am in the pagi",
then she shout "No sleep, No money!"haihz...nite nite everybody!!!

AbOut m3

My Nam3 is SimON Loh,
Sadly tHis y3ar i'm 21 y3arS Old,
Fac3 now like "ahpek" & "otak" gettin sloW,
So Now MuSt dRink Mor3 "Tongkat Ali Go"!

I loOk nOtHiNg Like a bufFALo,
i'M StiL tHiN b3cAus3 i cAnNot grOw,
I might lOok aBit liKe a PaRt Tim3 GigOlo,
But dUn wOrRy, i'M NoT a hAmSAp lOh!

i DoNt sMok3 or Go Clubbing in Glo,
BecAus3 I'm A gOod BoY & No mONey aLsO,
Sit At hOm3 aNd No pLac3 tO Go,
tHatS Why My lIFe bOriNg Lo!!