I ALMOST [ became ] SPIDERMAN

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And this is how it begins :

MOTHER..
As I was watching X-men origin : wolverine incomplete edition on laptop, A spider as big as my fist scoped my half naked body in silence then suddenly jumped over my screen when I'm off guard!! AAARRHhh.. As I cream like a real man and try to react manly at the same time, Ah Ping (my current roommate) came to my rescue!!

It was at that very moment,
Mr. spider knew he had just messed with the wrong guy and quickly ran to hide behind my luggage bag right at a corner. Ah ping finds it very interesting and quickly brought out his ultimate weapon : Glass bottle to capture it. Mr. got brain spider knew the safest way to stay alive is to get into the bottle and YES, It was captured.

Herm, Maybe i was wrong about it's size
BUT Mr. spider really look HUGE when it's out.

As we were showing off to others,
Diunia SENG ( my another friend ) thought it was a joke and ter-release Mr. spider!!!! Mr. spider felt scared and quickly hid in the nearest helmet this time. Then the laughing Diunia SENG stands up and :

Thank you