[2012] The Beginning

Hey I'm back to this blog again for now,

Writing this up randomly on my bed after the new year countdown,

Do take your time slowly and check this poem out,

Hopefully this is enough to make you go wow!!

The Almighty dragon enters the ring to entertain the crowd,

Breathing out fire burning everything around,

Cute little rabbit got scared and freak out,

Quickly hop to the calender and flip it to Twenty Twelve!

2011 wasn't really great all around,

More tears than laughter and plenty of up & downs,

But who cares about the past as 2012 is here now,

The future is bright and I'm restarting it with a smile!

I'm finally graduated with a degree now,

End of my study life which was as fun as hell,

Although study so much but still tak berapa tau,

I manage to land an Engineering Job out in the wild!

Younger days, many predicted that I would be a clown,

They say I always run around and buat kacau,

Some even go to the extend by calling me a lau kau,

But I know, the Engineering genes is flowing in me all this while!!

Motorola is where I'm working now,

It's big, it's funky and it's located at my hometown,

Nice place to work but sometimes the traffic can be quite siao,

Luckily I'm smart enough to use the emergency lane to get out!!

Penang is making progress thanks to our CM in town,

But please be aware of the increasing number of cars on roads now,

Hope our CM could plan out something quickly to help us out,

If not, I'll just stay at home every weekends to watch movies from Andy Lau.

As usual, good food can always get around Georgetown,

We have superb Laksa, Hokkien Mee and also Char Koay Teow,

The problem is that the food prices gonna increased again now,

And it increases faster than my weight which is bad for health!!

Guess I'm running out of ideas on what to write now,

Gonna have to sign off here and get myself out,

Hopefully last night you had a great time partying kau kau,

All the best and I'll see you around!!

Cheers,

Simon Loh

I needed [ you ]

.
I cried a tears, you wiped it dry
I was confuse, you cleared my mind

You held my hand, when it was cold
then walked with me, till I reached home

You gave me strength, to stand alone
and face the world, out on my own

When I was down, you held me high
then set me free, so I could fly

I sold my soul, but you bought it back
lead me to a path, I won't forget

When I'm with you, I don't pretend
and It felt just right,
when you called me friend.

Nothing personal

Good bye [ 2008 ]

and say hi to [ 2009 ]

Hi everyone and I hope you're glad
It's me again writing this under my blank-cat
Please read slowly and be prepared
Hopefully you'll enjoy reading this crap.

Here comes the Ox and there goes the Rat
2008 will be a year I won't forget
I broke my door and pay RM230 for that
Whoever that stole it, PLEASE GIVE BACK!

I'm getting old and that's the fact
Now i have to cover my wrinkles with a cap
I'm still thin cause i cant grow fat
If you're not happy, go talk to my dad

Pahang is a really nice place to be at
The sky is so beautiful when the sun set
Chicks here are also yummy and bad
Yea i know : WHAT THE HECK!?!

This Christmas eve was not too bad
Manhattan Fish Market is where we had our dinner at
We went back home straight after that
Because trapping in traffic jams is the last thing i wanna get

New year eve pula is kinda sad
Sitting in front of my lap top with a piece of bread
After bread i ate kit kat
Haih, this kind of feeling seriously can't be compared

I think I'll stop now cause my head's gonna crack
Writing this any longer really can make me mad
CNY is coming and I'm so glad
Remember my ang paw and don't forget !!

-simonloh [ 08 ] -

"Just Wanna Wish All Of You Guys Out There"
HAPPY NEW YEAR

WoOHO0~~!!
- Stayed at the hostel during new year eve
What a day ^^

[ 2008 ] so far

2008 is here and 2008 is now,
everybody get ready and take a bow,
make way for the Rats as the Pigs go back to the wild,
2007 was really a fruitful year with ups and down.

Here I am, still in Penang now,
writing another poem to entertain the crowd,
do read seriously and don't make a sound,
hopefully this poem can at lease make you smile,

Penang has a new Chief Minister now,
i think he is cute and quite entau,
his office is located at komtar in georgetown,
so if you're not happy, just go there and take him down,

Food in Penang is more expensive now,
have to pay RM4 for a plate of char koey teow,
this is all thanks our PM in KL,
increase the petrol price as if we are as rich as Andy Lau!

Alot of nice movie is out in cinema now,
watching hancock's trailer makes me go WOW,
cant wait to see Will Smith throw things around,
hopefully it's as good as ironman or Kung Pow!

Spain is Euro Cup 2008 champian now,
they really beat up all their rivals kau kau,
kind of fun to see German struggle to pass the ball around,
in the finals, Ballack alone don't know conduct how many fouls,

I'm going back to Pahang in 3 days from now,
back to jungle near the state capital town,
there no entertainment and damn boring like siao,
Everyday study study study but still tak tau,

My last 3 days to enjoy now,
last night went mamak with friends and drank air limau,
we ate, we crap and also buat kacau,
people look at us like a bunch of uncivilized lau kau.

I'm kind of getting out of words now,
writing this crap actually makes me feel like a clown,
i apologize for my rojak english all this while,
do take care and I'll see you around !!

Life [ in ] UMP

Hello everybody,
Here comes another poem from me,
before i start, you betta get ready,
cause this might blow your mind completely~!!
Switch off your phones and read slowly,
dun play play cause this year is the year of babi,
for those below 18, please stop reading imediately~!!
cause reading this is worse than watching 18sx eh movie!!

My STPM result ok ok only,
so they send me to a local uni called U M P,
its located 30 minutes from Kuantan City,
far away from my sweetie and family~!!
Life boring and wallet empty,
waiting for ptptn to send me some money,
everyday eat, shit, and also study,
never study means MATI~!!
The food here somemore really spicy,
very expensive and no variety,
if dowan to eat, can buy roti,
but seriously..SERIOUSLY strictly no BABI~!!
Class normally start at 8 in da pagi,
so i always wake up at 7.30,
if you ter_miss ur class, dont worry,
the university clinic offer free MC~!!
Go to class must wear matrix card sekali,
if not, can kena compound RM50,
lecturer gives assignment so many,
every week, we have quiz lagi,
do til my otak pening like crazy~!!
UMP got many dota kaki,
but when want to play, a few turn up only,
If you're looking for girls, here not many,
cause UMP popular for their wan tan (tudung) only~!!
Weekends we can go to Kuantan City,
can rent a car but Proton only,
wanna watch movie can go GSC,
wanna eat pula can go to McD or KFC,
BA KUT TEH sini ada lagi,
Kuantan memang modern SEKALI~!!
Pasar malam is on Thursday Only,
If wanna go, must walk for 2km lagi,
tuesday pula got duno wat RAKSI,
memang betul betul boring sekali~!!
Next year i plan to buy honda C70,
so i no need to walk around the uni like crazy,
if u feel lonely, u can find me,
because i'm always ready for my buddy's ^^ ~!!

Now stim stim and dunno what to write eh dy,
so i betta end this stupid thing early,
tomolo got class at 8 lagi,
so good nite every body!!

My STPM [ life ]

Today sunny, thats why i sleepy,
but book must study, if not daddy scold me,
actually i hapy, mummy somemore give me some pocket money,
but stpm left 96 hari, lazy somemore can mati!

Weekends i plan go library, but often drive to net city,
Play dota while drink sassi, thats how i get my killing spree!
After dota feel hungry, go Pelita eat roti,
roti canai comes with curry..dun worry, strictly no babi!

Today i drive to school early, with stomach empty,
buy nasi lemak but the nasi basi,
eat dy tummy feels like US bom Nagasaki,
thats why i go toilet tiap tiap pagi...

Sometimes lazy, dowan go assembly,
drive to Swan Kwan with some ponteng kaki,
the computer there no quality, play halfway can lag lagi,
1 hour Rm1.50, polis datang, kita lari!

Books heavy, and me skinny,
so imagine how i carry!
Sometimes clumsy, car window forget to close completey
luckily no ppl curi my mp3 and hp.

My class very noisy,
got our own lau kau, jay chau and monkey,
and the only girl here super pretty,
walk "kang kang" is her hobby!

My class monitor always hilangkan diri,
Swan kwan institute already gave him a degree,
got one girl beside my class very sexy,
Siong Chin scope her dy feels damn horny!

Physic teacher says broke back very healty, and wanna wrap Zhen Ji
but Zhen Ji got girl fren eh dy,so now he wants me!
Maths teacher pula today teach trigonometry,
i listen dy feels dizzy, seriously lost completely!!

I dowan talk about my chemistry,
talk already sakit hati!
My P.A. teacher is Ruby, she's Kean Hoong inspirasi!
he thinks she's hot, spicy and juicy!

After school sometimes go gurney, watch 18sx eh movie,
got student card RM5 only, if no card then makan sendiri!
when i smile to those girls, they feel happy,
but when i say i no money, they terus lari!

Reach home dy feels so lazy,
after mandi, fresh and steady.
Teachers crazy! give Homework so many,
do till my otak pening like babi!!

okla, now my mummy angry,
she says its my bedtime already.
i replied "its stil early, its only 2am in the pagi",
then she shout "No sleep, No money!"haihz...nite nite everybody!!!

AbOut m3

My Nam3 is SimON Loh,
Sadly tHis y3ar i'm 21 y3arS Old,
Fac3 now like "ahpek" & "otak" gettin sloW,
So Now MuSt dRink Mor3 "Tongkat Ali Go"!

I loOk nOtHiNg Like a bufFALo,
i'M StiL tHiN b3cAus3 i cAnNot grOw,
I might lOok aBit liKe a PaRt Tim3 GigOlo,
But dUn wOrRy, i'M NoT a hAmSAp lOh!

i DoNt sMok3 or Go Clubbing in Glo,
BecAus3 I'm A gOod BoY & No mONey aLsO,
Sit At hOm3 aNd No pLac3 tO Go,
tHatS Why My lIFe bOriNg Lo!!